9 things women don’t like men doing in bed (pics)

Stick to the basics people….

Finding just the right chemistry in bed is not a task to be downplayed. One partners might like some thing specific, whereas the other might see eye to with them on it. So here are the 9 things women generally don’t like men doing in bed.

1. Don’t try positions you have seen online on your woman

When they try to recreate positions that they’ve obviously seen on some online, and you end up basically doing a headstand, looking a mess and having to listen to them say: “You’re loving that aren’t you babes?” No they aren’t…

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2. Ask women to put the condom on

Simply avoid it guys…

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3. Spanking too hard

When they think it’s sexy to spank you so hard that you just want to turn around and punch them in the face.

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4. When they suddenly stop

When they just stop, and it’s like, “hello? Did you hear me 0rgasm?” Wait till it’s all….over guys

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5. Rough foreplay

When you’re in the middle of foreplay and they thrust a finger up your anus with NO warning

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6. Morning ‘down-south’

Trying to go down on you in the morning when you’re feeling really unsexy and unclean. Just gross.

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7. Weird…‘poking’

When they think it’s a good idea to stick objects in you. Just no

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8. Removing underwear with their teeth

Trying to remove underwear with their teeth. Doesn’t enthuse them..guys

Man biting woman's underwear --- Image by © Curi Hyvrard/Corbis

Man biting woman’s underwear — Image by © Curi Hyvrard/Corbis

9. Thinking they are Mickey Rourke in 9 and a half weeks

When they see random things they’ve read online and think they’re a good idea. Don’t try to lick honey off her belly or face….

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