Considering that men will soon be able to enjoy oral sex while sipping on their morning cappuccino, they will have plenty a reason to get up – or get it up – in the morning, giving extra incentive to those who aren’t early risers by nature.

Inspired by Thailand’s blowjob bars in which a man can walk in and order an escort along with his coffee, sex industry entrepreneur Bradley Charvet will be opening a similar bar – most likely in Paddington — only instead of the escorts being real woman, they will be robots.

“Brothels with human workers in London are not legal. Robots were not a choice. And it’s not ridiculous to think about this idea right now. You could not imagine how many people are ready to give sex robots a try in 2016,” said Charvet. “We asked thousands of potential customers and they were very curious and eager. There is an opportunity in being the first to provide that service.”

The Baroque-themed café will serve coffee, pastries and sandwiches, and customers will be handed an iPad with a menu from which they can select a robotic escort from a list of thumbnails to perform oral sex on them – right at the bar (though there will be booths available for the self-conscious).

£50 will be the base charge (billed as ‘the most expensive coffee in the UK’), with £10 added for every extra 15 minutes of pleasure.

Charvet believes that ejaculating is a good way to start the day and cites Dr. Debby Herbenick’s famous book for women entitled, Because it Feels Good, which supports his claim.