to Merkel (verb)
to perform unsolicited shoulder massage e.g. While Angela was seated, George merkeled her.
To Merkeln
(1) to have a bored and sad expression or be totally stupid e.g. Stop all this merkelning and start coming up with a solution.
(2) to do nothing e.g. George jumps up and started mopping the floor when the water spilled but Angela just merkelns.
Merkelish (adj)
Having a nature of Merkel. e.g. Don’t eat in such a Merkelish way.