A British woman misplaced a sex toy before realizing it was lodged inside her backside — still vibrating — forcing doctors to perform emergency surgery. A 24-year-old teacher in the U.K. was forced to call for an ambulance after a vibrating sex toy she’d been using with her boyfriend “disappeared” into her butt hole. According to the Daily Mail, Emma Phillips and her boyfriend first tried looking around the bed in case it had fallen out, only to quickly discover that the toy was still inside her, buzzing. They then tried to remove it with the handle of a fork as well as barbecue prongs (which, oh my god). After getting to know her utensils in the biblical sense, the couple quickly realized they needed to call an ambulance, as they were too drunk to drive to the hospital.
Hospital staff reassured the couple that it happens all the time, whereupon Phillips blessed the internet with a series of selfies. After realizing the toy was farther up than anticipated, Phillips had to undergo emergency surgery to have the toy removed. Thankfully they were able to remove it without having to cut into her bowel or cause further complication. The hospital even offered her the toy as a keepsake afterward

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