Here’s how the Daily Mirror’s “mystic astrologer” UsVsTh3m mystic sizes up the main protagonists in Thursday general election in Britain, in an article by Helena Horton.
“Mr.” Ed Miliband is called “SUCH a Capricorn”
Birthday – Dec. 24
According to UsVsTh3m, Ed Miliband may look a little serious and wooden sometimes – but he has a heart of gold and is loyal to his views and what he thinks is important. This is perhaps because he is a Capricorn – their main traits are being responsible, patient, ambitious, resourceful and loyal, but sometimes, they seem too serious.
Capricorns make good friends, are a bit nerdy and are one of the most reliable star signs. They think profoundly and deeply – Miliband is very intellectual, and when they love, they love for life.
“Vanilla Bland” David Cameron is a Libra
Birthday – Oct. 9
Libras are very diplomatic and good at spinning situations. However, they are superficial, vain and unreliable. David Cameron has good manners, and perhaps comes across as smooth.
But Libras are sometimes not very trustworthy. They are magpie-like and enjoy posh décor and fine food; they’re intelligent but fiercely independent.
Libras are very good at finding ways to make money, which could mean good news for the economy, but their selfish side could mean that these powers may not be used for good.
“John Bull Jr.” Nigel Farage is an Aries
Birthday – April 3
Those born under Aries find it quite easy to charm and influence people – they are bolshy and moody but very magnetic and charismatic. Their upbeat and magnetic personality often entices others to follow their lead, because they bring excitement into others lives.
However, following in the giddy footsteps of an Aries has its dark side. They’re moody and impulsive and don’t have solid plans. They’re also short-tempered and self involved. Being friends with an Aries is fun: it’s a rollercoaster, but it can often leave you breathless and lead you astray.
This would make them good holiday partners and they’d always be up for a trip down the pub, but don’t trust them with your life decisions.
Nick (Call) Clegg – also a Capricorn!
Birthday – Jan. 7
We don’t think that Cleggers has the same Capricorn traits as Ed Miliband. However, he does display some of the characteristics typical of someone born under that star sign.
They’re good friends and will always be there to help, which may make them good in a coalition. You can’t often tell what Capricorns think unless they tell you- so whereas Ed Miliband is quite earnest and articulates what he thinks, Nick Clegg doesn’t give us that benefit. Capricorns can often come across as mysterious.
However, we know why Nick Clegg is melancholy nowadays. Because they mean so well, and are so earnest and kind, Capricorns hate being mocked. They can be quite proud. This could be why the Lib Dem leader has aged so much in the years he has been in government.
Ms (Green) Natalie Bennett – a caring (but aloof?) Aquarius
Birthday – Feb. 10
The Aquarius is a true humanitarian. They are very clever and inventive, but they can also come across as unemotional and aloof. Natalie Bennett clearly cares about the humanitarian policies of her party, and is an intelligent woman. However, she’s been plagued with the Aquarius trait of finding it difficult to bring across emotion, and this has given her issues in interviews and debates.
Aquariuses like to make themselves useful, are very rebellious and unrelenting and know their own minds. They make great activists but poor public speakers, and value wisdom above emotion, although their values come from an honourable place; they want to make the world better.
