Top secret: Merkel’s murky geneology, Stasi files and nutty conspiracy theories

Conspiracy theories run amok, with Angela Merkel in the middle, combining Nazis, the papacy, the Rothschilds, Stasi and even … Darwin

(Conspiracy) Theory 1 – Stasi’s documents reveal that German Chancellor Angela Merkel is Hitler’s daughter. Born on July 17, 1954, – July 20, according to the Russian KGB, she is one of Dr. Karl Clauberg’s experiments. Secret documents by Stasi show that Dr. Clauberg brought Eva Braun from Western to Eastern Germany to use her as a surrogate mother for Hitler’s child. He completed the artificial insemination once he was released by the Soviets and finally, Angela Merkel was …born.

Conspiracy theory site, Pravda.rs report that fake parents were chosen for Merkel by Dr. Clauberg, the ‘angel of death’ and there was an agreement by Russia, the USA and the Vatican that Merkel would become powerful internationally once a German national was appointed as Pope. (Of course, Merkel was really the daughter of a Protestant pastor, but conspiracy theories often overlook annoying details).

Dr. Clauberg is recognized as the father of artificial insemination and, like Hitler, as other conspiracy theorists claim, he dabbled into the occult. The younger sister of Eva Braun, Gretl was inseminated and the real birth date for Angela was on April 20, 1954. April 20 is 11 days before the witches high sabot of Beltaine — whatever that is — and also Hitler’s birthday (1889).

The tale may be truth or fiction, but nobody can deny that Merkel has a resemblance to her alleged …paternal grandmother:


On April 20, 2005, Joseph Ratzinger became Pope Benedict XVI, (16th), precisely on the 116th birthday of Adolf Hitler. Then on November 22, 2005, Hitler’s “biological daughter”, Angela Merkel was elected Chancellor of Germany. The day of that election, November 22, was the anniversary of the publication of Charles Darwin’s Origin of the Species, which is an anti-Christian publication denying the Creator of the universe — or so anachronistic circles claim.

The conspiracy yarn continues. Hitler, from his father, was the illegitimate grandson of Solomon Rothschild of Vienna.


(Conspiracy) Theory 2 – Here’s a picture of Merkel in 1986 on an outing to the Baltic Island of Rugen by members of the DDR version of the Hitler Youth, the FDJ or DDR Jugenverbandes. Sitting near him is little Geli Merkel. Very few people doubt that the man who raised Merkel and is known to the world as her father – was a Stasi spy and part-time organizer. The German chancellor herself was an active Gruppenfuherin in the FDJ.


Here is Merkel with her fellow communist soldiers where she had the role of propaganda officer. She denies that she was close to the communist rulers of East Germany even though this photo shows her at the age of 17, happily involved in a civil defense exercise under the gaze of an East German officer. Obviously, she would have felt much less “happy” if she had refused an order by the communist dictators running the country.




  • Ricochet

    What kind of jerks are you, Greeks?

    • Guy

      The kind of jerks your family is

      • Ricochet

        My family is a good, decent hard working family, Guy.
        We are no beggars, we all earn honestly our food.
        We don’t want to pay for your food too anymore, enough is enough.
        So, forget Merkel, forget UE: thet a fuckin job!

        • Guy

          who told
          you I’m not working hard. and who told you I’ve asked you to pay for my
          food? how hard your family was working in concentration camps really??

          • Ricochet

            “who told you I’m not working hard”
            I have 316 BILLIONS arguments for this.

    • krav

      You are the best example of how idiot a person can be. How an empty headed can believe all the propaganda. You havent got the faintest idea what is really going on. You are told that you pay for the Greeks and you just believe it. You pay nothing for the Greek people. You are the jerk and a big one.

    • Allan West

      The elitist scum want us all arguing with one another over small details while they enslave us

  • Seena Roxanne

    Any article that calls Charles Darwin’s “Origin of the Species” an “antichrist publication denying the Creator of the universe” is bullshit. Try making real news.

    • themanews

      Tongue firmly planted in cheek, people. Read it for what it is, a take off on conspiracy theories vis-a-vis Merkel.

      • Lexikologist

        People read it as Greek bs.

  • George

    τι έγινε; Βλέπω αναλάβατε καμπάνια δυσφήμησης της ελληνικής πολιτικής, ιστορικής και κριτικής σκέψης στο ξενόγλωσσο ακροατήριο. Την ξέρω τη φόρμουλα. Μάλλον καλά λέει ο Βαρουφάκης ότι τα ΜΜΕ είναι καρκίνωμα εξυπηρέτησης συμφερόντων.

  • Athina

    What is this now? What a combination of fantasy and lies. I do not like Merkel, but that is another thing. Get real and stop writting such articles that only libelise Greeks.

  • Jean Jacques

    no comment.

  • chazwyman

    The possession of a hair fringe is not an indication of a connection . Otherwise the faces of the two women are vastly different.

  • Boudica

    hmm this an interesting theory. Many dreams are becoming reality through science.