Tim Howard and Clint Dempsey were contacted by Barack Obama a day after the U.S. national football team’s elimination from the World Cup, by Belgium.

“I just called to say you all did us proud”, said President Obama who prepared both players for the warm welcome that awaits them.

“I don’t know how you’re gonna survive the mobs when you’re back home, man”, stated President Obama who advised Tim Howard to shave if he wants to go by unnoticed.