Here are some of the weirdest and wackiest Christmas songs:

Andy Twyman and the naked naturalist Noel
Musician Andy Twyman enlisted the help of his loved ones for bizarre music video. The group drank wine and ate turkey while wearing nipple tassels and hats
Song entitled A Naked Noel is now set to feature on TV show Rude Tube. The 24-year-old said making humorous clip family-friendly proved difficult
An eccentric singer-songwriter convinced his family and friends to help him create a music video for his latest Christmas single – while completely naked.

The Pogues with Kirsty MacColl
The Pogues’ “Fairytale of New York” is a sentimental Christmas song that has to be loved even by those who hate Christmas songs.

Tiny Tim gave Santa Claus AIDS
We knew that Santa was jolly, but few thought of Santa as gay. “He won’t be yelling out Ho! Ho! Ho!, but he’ll be yelling out No! No! No!”

When Santa was a psychopath!
The killers present Santa, the psychopath. Here’s a young boy begging Santa not to shoot him.

The Santa strip
An oldie, and a goodie… but this time the Pussycat dolls breathe new life into the Eartha Kitt original, jolting it with thigh-high sex appeal.

Christmas song that alludes to vagina
Can a vagina be a delicious Christmas tree? Lady Gaga thinks so!

John Denver doesn’t want daddy drunk
A Christmas focus on a harsh subject that you probably won’t hear jingling at your local department store while Christmas shopping.

Minnie and Santa by Cyndi Lauper
This one is not for the kids… It’s pretty clear what Minnie has in mind for Santa as she rummages through his sack.

The Lesbian edition

Danielle LoPresti, with her real-life spouse, Alicia Champion, and child, star in this progressive interpretation of Tommie Connor’s 1952 Christmas classic, “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.” The lesbian couple decided to adapt the Christmas classic so as to help give more diversity to representations of the family dynamic after noticing that there family type wasn’t represented in the media.

Christmas songs sung by goat

To raise money for UNICEF and also raise awareness on the importance of goats.

When Christmas is about death
This cringe-worthy song is uncomfortable as a small boy wants to buy his dying mother shoes in case she meets “Jesus” that night. Why shoes?

F*** You If you Don’t Like Christmas
Crudbump is the alter ego of the guy behind the cartoon blog Toothpaste for Dinner. It’s a song for people who don’t like the usual Christmas songs but still like Christmas.