Why you shouldn’t yell out “ISIS is great!” during sex

Some people have a terror-ible sex lives

Press reports from reputable sites around the world, including the New York Post and the Independent, refer to a Brown Deer police call from an 82-year-old woman on Sunday reporting hearing a female yell, “ISIS is good, ISIS is great” during lovemaking.

Cops advised the elderly woman to call back if she heard it again, reports WDJT Milwaukee.

When asked on Twitter about the sickening dirty talk Monday, Brown Deer Police Chief Michael Kass said, “Maybe taking ‘see something, say something’ a little too far?” The Tweet went viral and so did the story and speculation that they might have been role-playing Egyptian gods.