Fat asses 'produce' smarter kids, say scientists (pics)

Men also attracted to larger behinds for evolutionary reasons

Twerking and ass-shacking has got a bad wrap for far too long. It is time to set the record straight and defend the ‘noble’ act of women twirling their asses left and right, up and down incessantly!  

Brazil's Lucimara Silva looks at her results in the women's Heptathlon High Jump group B at the National stadium as part of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games on August 15, 2008. Hyleas Fountain of the US won ahead of Australia's Kylie Wheeler and Ukraine's Lyudmila Blonska. Silvia placed sixth.   AFP PHOTO / JEWEL SAMAD (Photo credit should read GABRIEL BOUYS/AFP/Getty Images)

According to a study conducted by the University of Oxford, big butts result in smarter kids because of the high amount of Omega 3 fatty acids (the good fatty acids) stored.


Scientists say that women with fatter bottoms are smarter than women with flat behinds, the reason being once more the storage of Omega 3 fatty acid, which improves the brain development and functionality.


Evidence shows that the fat content in a mother’s milk comes from the lower body part.


The same acid could be the reason fat-bottomed women are more attractive to men, because it becomes an evolutionary way of bearing healthier and stronger children.

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