An army of carnal leather-clad Spartan warriors marched through downtown London on Wednesday shocking commuters with their death-defying abs. They conquered the London Tube despite the fact that they were outnumbered. Unfazed by this, they unleashed their Grecian testosterone for the purposes of promoting “300: Rise of an Empire.”
They came to London with a purpose…
They battled through escalators…
And fearlessly traveled through the underground…
Running like ab-crazed testosterone-humped death-defying Spartans…
Roaring through the tame streets of London, those that came across them couldn’t help but surrender.
The warriors heated up the cold morning…
The British Transport Police helplessly looked on as they took to the Tube…
The sign says “Hand on the Right”, but they kept their hand on their spears and their eyes alert for battle.
There was just one Way Out… the way of death!
They conquered damsels.
The young girls immediately surrendered to their charms.
Spartans, however, are known for their discipline and they didn’t succumb to the coyness of those they met.
Clearly, the march was all for a purpose.
They meant business!
Endless journeys on the tube with even more growling and pumping.
They tried to blend in with other Londoners.
But Spartans can’t blend in… Quite clearly standing apart!
They brought with them one message… The message is this:
“300: Rise of an Empire is available now on 3D, Blu-ray, DVD and Digital HD!”
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