1. A dad is a dad. Only dads have the patience and courage to stay calm even if their kids ruin their lives for no reason at all.

2. The dog was not feeling well on that particular day. The baby was nice enough to share his baby pocket with the dog.
An ideal family!

3. Expect anything to happen if it is not your day. Something scary and unnatural can happen even in the bathtub and you can wake up in the hospital.

4. Don’t try to be smart. When everyone else has stopped on the red light, you should stop too. Prepare yourself for the worst if you have planned to ignore the red light.

5. Yes, the ultimate adhesive that has the power to join shadows in a way no other adhesive can do. Go get your Fevicol today and have fun with the shadows.

6. A perfect solution for all the guys having tiny balls. If your balls do not look like real balls, try something like this. It really works – only in the picture, though.

7. That hurts. This was his last match. He was never seen again after the incident.
He is no more into this shitty game that hits a ball on the balls.

8. This is a secret code which has now been disclosed. The code says, “I am too stupid to keep my mouth shut.”

9. It wasn’t his day. He broke a couple of teeth and his cycle, but he managed to reach the finish line successfully – at the end.