Love knows no bounds… and yes, if Narcissus could fall in love with his own reflection, people can fall in love with inanimate objects. Objectophiles are committed to lifeless, man-made things.

Erika Eiffel is married to the Eiffel Tower. She created OS Internationale – a worldwide community for people attracted to inanimate things.

Eija-Riita Berliner-Mauer got hitched with the Berlin Wall in 1979. After it was torn down in 1989, the “widowed” woman found love again with a …garden fence.

Reighner Deleighnie gave up on men after falling in love with a heavy miniature statue of the Greek god Adonis. He’s a great listener — never talks back, either — and they even have …sex, but don’t ask us how!

Amanda Whittaker fell in love with the Statue of Liberty! It’s a long-distance relationship.

South Korean Lee Jin-Gyu is married to a Japanese body pillow with the image of his favorite anime girl, with whom he’s completely obsessed. They tied the knot at an official ceremony in Japan.

Sal 900 – his Nintendo DS username – says he got married with Nene Anegasaki – a video character. He doesn’t want a human girlfriend because he says that she (the digital image) meets all his needs.

Davecat lives with his wife and mistress – both are sex dolls. He says he treats his dolls like he would real women… Creepy!

Edward Smith has had … sex with more 700 cars but the love of his life is a Beetle called Vanilla. Sex “in” 700 with a preferred partner(s) may, just may, have been a more sociable and even enjoyable option.

Amy Wolfe Weber has been riding the magic carpet-themed 80-foot fairground ride known as 1001 Nachts.

Enough said…